一年有效的情书Valid for one year of love（幽默鬼吧）

老色鬼又新认识了一个女友，但女友要求他必须天天给她写一封情书。

 New understanding of the old goat has a girlfriend, but his girlfriend asked him to write a love letter to her every day.

可是，现在邮费不断上涨，老色鬼舍不得每天化这么多邮资。

 But now rising postage rates, every day of the old goat could not bear so much postage.

于是，他给女友写了这样一封信：

So he wrote such a letter to his girlfriend:

亲爱的：

 Dear:

如你所知，我爱你，而且狂热地、永远地、真心地爱着你。

 As you know, I love you, and fervently, forever, really in love with you.

这一保证从今年8月到明年8月期间内，均有效。

 This guarantee in August this year during August next year, are effective.

 并可以随邮资上涨情况变化而延长。

 And the situation can change with the extension of the postage increase.

为了节省开支，我不再给你写信，吻你365次。

To save money, I will not write to you, kiss you 365 times.

你的心上人

 Your sweetheart