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2016年2月23日星期二

手枪打火机Pistol Lighter(幽默鬼吧)



冒失鬼戴着墨镜出去逛街。
Daredevil sunglasses out shopping.
见到一个卖打火机的小精品店,里面各式各样的打火机玲琅满目。 To see a small boutique selling lighters, which a wide range of lighter-ling-lang everywhere.

冒失鬼看中了一款像手枪一样的打火机。
 Daredevil fancy like a lighter, like a pistol.

此款打火机和别的手枪打火机最大的不同之处是它的火点在枪后面。
Cikuan pistol lighters and other lighters biggest difference is that it points in the gun behind the fire.
点火的时候要把枪口对准前面然后抠动板机。
When the ignition should at gunpoint in front and then pull the trigger.

冒失鬼买下了这只打火机,在回家的路上,突然想抽烟了,他的右手伸进衣服里面的口袋,取出打火机手枪对准前面一抠! Daredevil bought only lighter on the way home, suddenly want to smoke, and his right hand reached into his inside pocket of clothing, remove the cigarette lighter to pull the pistol in front of one!

“砰”的一声枪响!
 "Bang" and a bang! 冒失鬼觉得自己胸口麻麻的,一束小血注正从胸口喷涌而出!
Ma Ma daredevil feel chest, and a bunch of note is the small blood gushed from his chest!

冒失鬼低头一看,差点晕死过去!
 Daredevil Ditouyikan, almost Yunsi in the past!
自己竟然中了一发真子弹!
Themselves even in the Yi Fa real bullets!

冒失鬼大惑不解!
 Daredevil bewildered!
抬起头来向前仔细一看,前方不远处居然是一家大银行。
Looked up and forward you look closely, is actually not far from the front of a big bank.
一辆运钞车正停在门口。
1 armored cars are stopped at the door.

一个全副武装的警察正端着枪对着冒失鬼!
 A heavily armed police officers are facing the sad sack Duan Zhaoqiang!
 顿时,他明白了一切……

Suddenly, he understood everything ... ...

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