红与黑Red and Black（幽默鬼吧）

从酒吧出来后，酒鬼对酒友们说：“你们看，酒女走光了，我看到了她的内裤，是红色的。”酒友就酒意朦胧的对酒女说道：“美女你走光了！酒鬼说你的内裤是红的！”那酒女呵呵傻笑，一下拉起裙子：“错了！黑色的！”

 Came out from the bar, drunk on wine faithful: "You see, bar girl gone, I saw her underwear is red." Drinking buddy on the tipsy feeling hazy on the bar girl, said: "You emptied of beauty! alcoholic say that your underwear is red! "bar girl Oh that giggle, pull up skirt look:" wrong! black! "