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2016年2月24日星期三

求爱前的准备Preparation before courtship(幽默鬼吧)



吝啬鬼舍不得化钱,找女朋友的事,就成了他的心病。
Scrooge stint of money, find a girlfriend thing, it became his heart disease.

吝啬鬼居然也找到了一个机会,他在马路上结识了一个从乡下到城里擦皮鞋的姑娘。
Misers somehow also found an opportunity, he met a road from the countryside to the city shoeshine girl.

那姑娘居然同意了他的求爱。
That girl actually agree to his courtship.

星期天一大早,吝啬鬼就喜滋滋地牵着那位乡下姑娘的手上山游玩去了。
Sunday morning, a scrooge would happily holding the hands of the mountain country girl who went to the play.

玩到中午的时候,那姑娘说肚子饿。
Play to noon, the girl said she was hungry.

吝啬鬼就打开随身带的布包,拿出一个馍头,自己啃了起来。
Misers on open carry with a cloth, took out a bun head, his eating again.

那姑娘以为吝啬鬼是在和她开玩笑,于是就抢过包来说:“你给我准备了啥好吃的?”姑娘边说边打开包来看,里面却是一团旧报纸!
That girl that is a miser, and her jokes, so he grabbed the bag and said: "You give me prepared Han delicious?" The girl said as he opened package of view, which is a group old newspapers!

姑娘失望地把那旧报纸甩在了地上,大惑不解地问:“咦!你给我准备的就是这旧报纸!

Girl disappointment to put the old newspaper thrown to the ground, puzzled and asked: "Hey! You give is that I am going to old newspapers!

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