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2016年2月23日星期二

糊涂鬼与猫Muddle-headed ghosts and cats(幽默鬼吧)


糊涂鬼对妻子养的猫忍无可忍,抓起猫走进树林扔了,回家一看猫却安逸的趴在家门口还满意的对他发出轻轻的呼噜声。
Silly ghost of his wife, raising a cat is bliss, grabbed the cat thrown into the woods, and returned home a comfortable look at a cat lying at home but was also issued against him the satisfaction of soft grunt.

糊涂鬼气坏了,把猫塞进麻袋就出了门,走了10公里再向左走了15公里,又折向东北走12公里向西走了20公里,把猫放了出来就自己走了。
 Muddle-headed ghost furious, and put the cat out the door into the sack on, and then walk 10 kilometers away 15 kilometers further to the left, then go off to the northeast 12 km towards the west for 20 kilometers, put the cat out on their own path a.

一个小时后,糊涂鬼用手机打回家问妻子:“猫回家了吗?”
An hour later, confused ghost cell phones hit home and asked his wife: "cat home it?"

“对,5分钟前就回来了,亲爱的,你问这干吗?”
"Yes, five minutes ago, came back, my dear, you ask why?"

糊涂鬼生气了:“你让那畜生接电话,我找不到回家的路了!” Confused angry ghost: "You let the beasts, to answer the phone, I can not find a way home!"


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