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2016年2月12日星期五

用厕Use toilet(幽默鬼吧)



酒鬼酒醉后,去用厕。
Drunk drunk, to use the toilet.

同桌用餐的几个朋友,见酒鬼去了10多分钟,还不见他的人影。
Dining table with some friends, see the drunkard to more than 10 minutes, still not seen his shadow.

朋友正要去看看他是否醉倒在厕所里了,这时酒鬼跑来了。
Friends are going to see if he passed out in the toilet, and then came a drunkard.

酒鬼拉着裤子,对朋友说:“你们谁陪我去厕所,我拉不开拉链啦!”
Drunk pulled pants, a friend said: "You who accompany me to the toilet, I do not open zipper pull it!"

朋友大笑,发现酒鬼的尿已经湿透其裤裆啦。
Friends laugh, was found drunk urine has soaked through his crotch friends.


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