糊涂鬼患上了老是放屁的毛病，因而甚是苦恼。
Confused ghost suffering
always fart in the disease, so it is very distressed.
最后，他决定去看医生了。
Finally, he decided to
go to a doctor.
“医生，我的放屁毛病越来越难控制了，……基本上是一有就放，很难憋住。医生，你一定要帮帮我！”糊涂鬼向医生诉苦道。
"Doctor, I fart more and more difficult to control the
problems, ... ... basically have to put a hard Biezhu. Doctor, you must help
me!" Confused ghost, complained to the doctor.
“你周围的人一般有什么反应？”医生问道。
"Ordinary people
around you are going to react?" Asked the doctor.
“对了，忘了告诉你，我真是幸运得很哩，我虽然经常在人多的场合放屁，但那放出来的屁，既没有声音，又没有味道……实话对你说吧，我刚刚放了一个，你没有听到声音吧？也没有闻到味道吧？哎哟，不好意思，说来就来，又放了一个屁。”糊涂鬼红着脸解释道。
"Yes, forgot to
tell you, I really very lucky miles, although I always fart in crowded places,
but let out fart, only sound, no smell ... ... the truth you speak, I just put
a, you do not hear voices, right? do not smell the smell, right? Oh, sorry,
that come and then put a piece of shit. "confused ghost flushing
explained.
听完糊涂鬼说的话后，医生飞快地写了个处方递给他。
Confused listening to
the words of the ghost, the doctor wrote a prescription quickly handed him.
“咦？你开的怎么是滴鼻剂？我需要这个吗？”糊涂鬼看了处方后狐疑地问道。
"Huh? How are you
open nasal drops? I need this?" Ghost looked confused and asked,
suspiciously after prescription.
“是的，首先我得治好你的鼻子，然后是治你的耳朵……明白我的意思吧。”医生有些窒息地说道：“因为只有你一个人听不到、闻不到你放的臭屁！”
"Yes, first of all
I have to cure your nose, then rule your ears ... ... understand what I
mean." Choking to some doctors said: "Because only you can not hear
or smell you put the shit! "
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