反客为主Become masters（幽默鬼吧）

吝啬鬼应邀与朋友一起到酒家去用餐。

Miser was invited to go with friends to a restaurant meal.

酒席上就留下了上首座的空位子，吝啬客就毫不客气地坐在上首座了。

Banquet on the left's first on the empty seat, mean passengers would sit on the blunt's first of the.

吝啬鬼这次开了大胃口了，所有的朋友都给他添菜加酒的，他格外的兴奋。

This opened a big appetite miser, and all our friends and gave him Tiancai plus wine, and he had a great excitement.

这时，服务员跑到吝啬鬼跟前结帐了。

At this time, the waiter went to checkout the front miser.

吝啬鬼大惊：“我是来作客的，怎么要我卖单呢？”

Startled miser: "I came to a guest, how should I sell orders?"

服务员笑了：“我们只认坐在上首座的顾客。”

Waiter smiled: "We just sat on the identification of the customer's first."