离死只差一步Only one step away from death（幽默鬼吧）

在愚人节那天，胆小鬼第一次到人间去游荡。

In Fool's Day that day, coward the first time to the earth to wander.

胆小鬼刚走近一片小树林，一个老头就劝他：“你不能到那里去。” Coward just approached a grove, an old man to warn him: "You can not go there."

胆小鬼：“为什么？”

Coward: "why?"

老头说：“这片小树林里有一种叫'五步蛇'的毒蛇，你要是被这种蛇咬了，走五步就得死哇！”

The old man said: "This piece has a small wood called 'acutus' the snake, if you are bitten by a snake that take the five steps must die wow!"

胆小鬼很害怕。

 Coward fear.

这时，与他同行人间的冒失鬼却说：“没关系，万一被五步蛇咬了，我们只走四步，就不再走了。”

 Then, with his fellow human's daredevil said: "It does not matter, what if acutus bite, we only take four steps, not longer follow up."

老头听了很生气：“那你最好一步也不要走，那才更保险呢。”

 Very angry old man heard: "You'd better not go further, that it is more security."

胆小鬼对冒失鬼说：“我们还是不要去那片小树林吧，即使走四步，那离死也只差一步啦。”

Coward of the sad sack said: "We still do not go to a small forest patch of it, even take four steps, it is also one step away from dead friends."

冒失鬼火了：“胆小鬼！我只听说人死了会变成鬼，你说说看，鬼死了还能变成什么？”

Daredevil fire: the "coward! I heard people die will become a ghost Tell me, death can become ghosts what?"