牛肉馅饼Beef pie（幽默鬼吧）

冒失鬼夫妇决定远出旅游度假。

 Daredevil couple decided to vacation far out.

冒失鬼将准备好的早餐递到了妻子面前。

 Daredevil will be ready before breakfast handed it to his wife.

冒失鬼的妻子：“你怎么搞的？这牛肉馅饼没有烧熟。”

 Daredevil's wife: "how do you do that? This is not beef pie is done."

冒失鬼：“我是按照食谱烧的呀。食谱上的做法是供四个人吃的，而我们只有两个人。

Daredevil: "I am burning Yeah according to recipe. Recipe practice is for four people, and we have only two People.

 所以我就减去了一半的料儿，当然啦，烧的时间也比食谱上讲的少了一半。

So I subtract half of the expected child, of course, burning sense of time less than half the recipe. ”