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2016年2月29日星期一

老鼠Mouse【幽默鬼吧】




马屁鬼是个怕老婆的人,在家里总是被老婆扭耳朵,两只耳朵也总是被扭又红又肿的。
 Mapi ghost who is henpecked at home has always been my wife twisted ears, two ears always been twisted red and swollen.

有一次朋友来作客,就故意问马屁鬼:“你的耳朵怎么啦?”
On one occasion a friend to a guest, you pointedly asked Mapi Ghost: "Your ears how now?"

马屁鬼说:“家里有只老鼠,总是喜欢咬我的耳朵。”
Mapi Ghost said: "The family has only the mouse, always like to bite my ear."

马屁鬼的老婆听到了这话,冲了过来,一把扭住了他的耳朵:“胡说八道!看你还敢说我是老鼠!”
Mapi ghost's wife heard the words, and rushed over, a grasp of his ears: "Nonsense! See you dare to say that I was a rat!"


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