送花圈Wreaths（幽默鬼吧）

吝啬鬼给自己刚逝世的朋友送了一个花圈，飘带上写着：“安息吧，再见！”

 Misers to the death of a friend he had just sent a wreath, ribbon reads: "rest in peace, good-bye!"

事后吝啬鬼又觉得一样付钱买花圈，就写这几个字，太吃亏了。

 Afterwards feel like a scrooge pay for wreaths, we write these words, too much at a disadvantage.

吝啬鬼就给治丧委员会打电话，说：“请在前边再加上'天堂'两个字，如果能挤得下的话。”

 Misers Jiuji funeral committee called to say: "Please in the front plus 'heaven' word, if packed under the words."

第二天出殡的时候，吝啬鬼看到了他送的那个花圈飘带上已改成了：“安息吧，天堂里再见。如果能挤得下的话。”

 Funeral the next day when the miser saw that he sent a wreath ribbon has been changed to: "rest in peace in heaven, where good-bye. If packed under the words."