老色鬼觉得自己罪孽深重，所以他决定到教堂去找神父告解。 The old goat feel sinful, so he decided to go to church to look for
priest for confession. 当他到教堂时，他走进告解室对神父说。 When he went
to church, he entered the confession room on the priest said.
“神父，我有罪。”
"Father, I am guilty."
“是的孩子，告诉我你做了什麽，上帝会释免你的。”
"Yes, child, tell
me what you do, God will absolve you."
“神父，我小时候看见一只小母狗，而且路上没有人，所以我很调皮地去摸小母狗的咪咪.”
"Father, I was a child to see a little bitch, but no one
on the road, so I am playfully little bitch to touch the Mimi."
“嗯，这没关系。你那时还小，不懂事.。”
"Ah, it does not
matter. You then still small, ignorant of everything.."
“神父，我和女友一直有着亲密的关系，
这样已经三年了，从没什么要紧的事发生。 昨天，我去她家找她时，只有她妹妹一个人在家，所以我和她妹妹上床了。”
"Father, I and my
girlfriend always had a close relationship, which has been three years, from
nothing important thing to happen. Yesterday, I went to her house looking for
her, only her sister one at home, so I went to bed with her sister. "
“孩子，这是不对的，但你还是可以得到神的释免。”
"Children, this is
not right, but you can still get free interpretation of God."
“神父，上个礼拜我到她办公室去找她，但除了一个她的女同事，没有其他人在那儿，我也和她的同事上床了。”
"Father, I went to
last week in her office to look for her, but apart from one of her female
colleagues, there are no other people in there, and I and her colleagues went
to bed."
“这实在是很不好的行为。”
"This is indeed a
very bad behavior."
“神父，上个月以前,我到她舅舅家去找她,，但只有她舅妈一个人在家，所以我又和她舅妈上床了。”
"Father, last month
ago, I went to her uncle's house to find her, but she was the only aunt of a
person at home, so I went to bed with her aunt."
“神父? ……神父? ”突然老色鬼发觉神父那边没反应,，他发觉神父不在这儿了，所以他开始寻找神父。
"Father? ... ...
Father?" The old goat suddenly found that Father did not respond over
there,, he found Father is not here, so he started looking for Fr.
“神父?你在哪里?”老色鬼找了又找，终于在钢琴底下找到了神父。 "Father? Where are you?" Old goat looking for another
look, and finally found a priest under the piano.
“神父，你为什么躲在这里呢?”
"Father, why are
you hiding here?"
“抱歉……孩子，我突然发觉这里只有我一个人……” "Sorry ... ... a child, I suddenly felt I was the only one
here ... ..."
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