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2016年2月22日星期一

跳楼事件Jump from a building(幽默鬼吧)



有一天,医院突然送来了四个重伤病人,两个腿部骨折,一个四肢都有不同程度的骨折,最严重的一个连脊椎都骨折了!
 One day, the hospital suddenly brought four seriously injured patients, two leg fractures, a fracture of the limbs to varying degrees, the most serious one even had fractures of the spine!

原来这四人都是出了名的酒鬼。
It turns out that four are notoriously alcoholic.

那天,他们在家中喝酒,谈兴一上来,天南海北的一阵猛吹,结果都喝多了!
 Day, they were at home drinking Tanxing one up, far apart for a while boasted a result, all drink in!

其中一个酒鬼就提议说:“大家打打牌吧!
 One of the drunkard on the proposal, said: "We play cards bar!"

可正巧家中无牌,于是那个酒鬼立马站起来说:“我去买牌来”。
Can happen to the home without a license, so stand up and say that alcoholic flew: "I buy a card to."
然后他就拉开窗户,走了出去。
Then he opened the window, went out.

另一个酒鬼忙说:“等会儿,我陪你一块去。”也走了窗户。
 Another drunk quickly said: "Wait a minute, I'll go you one." Has also taken the window.

第三个酒鬼一看不好:“那可是窗户啊,我去拉他们回来!
A third look at a poor drunkard: "That's a window ah, I went to pull them back!"

第四个酒鬼连忙说:“你一个人哪拉的动啊?!我也来吧!
The fourth alcoholic hurriedly said: "You pull one where the motivation ah?! I Come!"

四个酒鬼就这样集体跳下了楼。
4 alcoholic mass-hop down the stairs this way.


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