口香糖Chewing gum（幽默鬼吧）

捣蛋鬼正在一家糖果店门口闲逛。

Devils are wandering outside a candy store.

这时一个年轻人对女营业员说：“嗬，他妈的，这里的糖果真多。小妞，给老子称一斤糖！”

Then a young man to the woman salesperson said: "Oh, hell, there really much candy. Unkind, to a pound of sugar, I said!"

女营业员：“不知先生要选哪一种？”

Female sales staff: "I do not know which to choose, Mr.?"

年轻人一瞪眼：“他妈的，老子怎么知道，哪种糖是最好的？”

One young man stare: "Damn, how I know what sugar is the best?"

捣蛋鬼上前插话了，他对女营业员说：“你就给他挑些口香糖吧，可以治口臭的那种。”

Troublemaker approached intervened, and his female salesperson said: "You give him pick up some chewing gum it, you can rule the kind of halitosis."