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2016年2月17日星期三

吝啬生意经Mean business sense(幽默鬼吧)



愚人节那天,鬼仔们相约到人间捉弄一下蠢人们。
Fool's Day that day, ghost world meet here to make fun of people look stupid.

吝啬鬼舍不得化钱,在人间转了一大圈,也找不到一个可以捉弄的人。
Miser stint of money, in the world turned a full circle, but also people who could not find a teaser.

现在的人,没钱,谁会听你摆布呢?
Now people, no money, who will listen to you manipulated?

吝啬鬼饿坏了,又舍不得上餐馆化销,就上了一家茶馆,要了一杯白开水。
Miser hungry, they could not bear the restaurants of sales, on the one on tea shops, to a glass of water.

突然,吝啬鬼的双眼紧盯着茶馆对面的那家馄饨店。
Suddenly, the miser's eyes glued to tea shop opposite the house ravioli.

吝啬鬼就问茶馆老板:“为什么你的茶馆生意那么好?那家馄饨店的生意却冷冷清清呢?”
Miser teahouse owner asked: "Why your business so good tea? Wonton shop at that business has deserted it?"

茶馆老板笑着说:“如果,那个老板在馄饨里再多放些盐,我的生意将更兴隆呢。”
Tea house owner said with a smile: "If, that more owner put some salt inside the ravioli, my business, it will be more prosperous."

吝啬鬼叹息道:“都说我是吝啬鬼,吝啬有什么不好呢?这茶馆生意不就是靠吝啬,才打败了不吝啬的馄饨店老板吗?”

 Miser a sigh: "Everybody says I'm stingy, miserly, what is wrong? This tea business is by no mean, it does not mean the defeat of the wonton shop boss?" 

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