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2016年2月5日星期五

假眼Artificial eye(幽默鬼吧)



有个赌鬼跟糊涂鬼打赌,说:“我能用牙咬我的眼睛。” One gambler bet with the confused ghost, said: "I use my eye teeth to bite."

糊涂鬼不信,赌上了一千块钱。 Confused ghosts do not believe in gambling on a thousand dollars.

糊涂鬼没想到那赌鬼的眼睛,有一只是假眼,赌鬼把假眼摘下来后,就放在嘴里咬着。 Confused ghost thought of that gambler's eye, one is fake eyes, fake eyes gambler put off to later, to put his mouth. 赌鬼得意洋洋地拿走了糊涂鬼输给他的钱。 Gambler triumphantly took the confused ghost lost his money.

赌鬼得意忘形之际,一不小心,却把假眼给吞了! Gambler carried away the occasion, accidentally, yet the artificial eye to swallow!

这下,赌鬼急坏了,赶紧到医院,找喉科的大夫。 This time, gambler very anxious, hurried to the hospital, the doctor looking throat.

大夫给他检查了一下,说:“哎,已经掉到胃里了,你去治胃病的大夫那儿瞧瞧吧。”
 The doctor checked him look, said: "hey, have dropped to my stomach, and your doctor to cure stomach ailments to check it out there."

赌鬼到了那里,大夫一检查,说:“你这假眼球已经到了你的肠子里了,再换个大夫看吧。”
Gambler to get there, the doctor a check, said: "You have to fake eyeballs in your intestines, and then another doctor see."

赌鬼到了治肠子的大夫那儿,大夫说:“咳,下去了,你去肛门科吧。”
 Gambler to the doctor administering the intestines where the doctor said: "Well, go on, you go to the anus subjects it."

肛门科的大夫戴着副眼镜儿,挺热心的对赌鬼说:“小伙子,趴这儿,把裤子脱下来。”
 Doctor anal Branch children wearing spectacles, very enthusiastic on the gambler said: "The young man, lying here, the pants off."

赌鬼依言照办。 Gambler Yiyan to do so. 大夫凑过去仔细一看,眼镜儿都掉了,惊叫了一声:“天啊!我看了一辈子屁眼儿的病,也没见过你那样的屁眼,那里长着个眼球呢!”

 The doctor went over to look closely, children have lost glasses, uttered a cry: "My God! I saw my life asshole child's illness, have not seen you like that asshole, there was a long eyeball it!" 

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