买酒Liquor（幽默鬼吧）

吝啬鬼叫他新雇的仆人街上买酒，只给空瓶却不给钱。

Miser called his new servant employed street liquor, do not give money only to bottles.

仆人很奇怪：“你还没给我钱哩。”

Servant very strange: "Do you not give me the money miles."

吝啬鬼生气了：“化钱买酒，谁不会？”

Scrooge angry: "of money to buy wine, who will not?"

仆人二话没说地上街去了。

The servant went to the streets Erhuamoshui.

不一会，仆人回来将酒瓶递给了吝啬鬼：“你要的酒买来了。”

Within a short while, the servant came back and handed the bottle of the miser: "You have to buy the wine."

吝啬鬼高兴地端起酒瓶就想喝酒，可是酒瓶子是空的，那来的酒哇。

Misers are pleased to reach for the bottle want to drink, but the bottle is empty, the child, then to the wine wow.

吝啬鬼大怒：“你买来的酒在哪里？” Miser was furious: "Where is the wine you bought?"

仆人笑道：“酒瓶里有酒，谁不会喝？你要能在空瓶子里喝出酒来，这才是本事哇！”

Servant laughed: "There are wine bottle, who will not drink it? You want to be able to drink out of wine bottles and yard, this is the ability wow!"