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2016年2月2日星期二

智能体重机Intelligent weight machine(幽默鬼吧)



冒失鬼夫妇结束了旅游度假。
 Daredevil couple ended vacation.
冒失鬼在机场侯机时,看到一台智能体重机。
 Daredevil at the airport waiting for planes and when I saw a smart weight machine.

冒失鬼就站在体重机上,荧屏上马上出现:“你是冒失鬼,体重87公斤,你将飞往上海……” Daredevil standing weight machines, the screen immediately appears: "You are a sad sack, weight 87 kg, you will fly to Shanghai ... ..."

冒失鬼十分惊奇,他就告诉自己的妻子:“这个体重机太神奇了。”
Daredevil very surprised, he told his wife: "This amazing weight machine."

冒失鬼为了让自己的妻子相信他说的话,就又站到这台机器上。
 Hot head to make his wife believe his words, it is again at this machine.

荧屏上又显示出:“你是冒失鬼,体重87公斤,飞往上海……”
 Screen then shows: "You are a daredevil, weight 87 kg, fly to Shanghai ... ..."

冒失鬼的妻子惊呆了:“让我来试试。”
 Daredevil's wife shocked: "Let me try."

冒失鬼的妻子站到体重机上,荧屏上马上显出:“你是冒失鬼的妻子,你们原来想回家乘坐的飞机,已于10分钟前飞走了。”
Daredevil's wife standing weight machines, the screen immediately show: "You are a daredevil wife, you had to go home the plane was 10 minutes before the fly away."


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