征婚回信reply（幽默鬼吧）

老色鬼收到了一封征婚回信。

 Old goat received an Zhenghun reply.

只见信上写着：“亲爱的，我想念你。我长得非常漂亮，我有挺直的鼻子、充满福相的耳朵，我的皮肤光洁，没有令人讨厌的鬃毛……我不愁吃喝，从不失眠。”

 I saw the letter reads: "Honey, I miss you. I am so beautiful, I have a straight nose, full of Fu Xiang's ears, my skin smooth, no nasty mane ... ... I worry about eat, drink, and never sleep. "

老色鬼一边看信，一边露出了笑容。

 Watching the old goat a letter while smiled.

 这确实是他想入非非的女人。

 This is indeed the woman of his dreams.

但是老色鬼看到信的签名后，傻了眼。

 But the old goat to see the signature of the letter, the most perplexing.

原来信的落款是：一个爱上你的母猪。

 The original letter is inscribed: a love you sow.