在鬼域地界，鬼仔们都说人间最讨厌马屁鬼。
Boundaries in the ghost town, ghost world who say the most
annoying ass ghost.
马屁鬼心里很不服气，就在愚人节那天，决定到人间作一次实地考察。
Ass ghost heart very
convinced, in Fool's Day that day and decided to make a field visit to the
world.
马屁鬼闲逛到一个小镇上，看到一个老头正愁眉苦脸地蹲在屋前。 Ass ghost wandering in a small town, to see an old man squatting
front of the house are a worried look.
马屁鬼就上前问道：“你为何愁容满面的？”
Ass ghost came to him, asked: "Why are you sad
looking?"
老头说：“我家停水三个月了，可镇长却不肯管这事。”
The old man said: "My family was suspended for three
months, and can control this mayor refused."
马屁鬼：“那你为什么不对他多说些好话呢？”
Ass ghost: "Why did you not say more good things he
does?"
老头叹了口气：“他总对人说，他是从来不吃马屁的。”
The old man sighed:
"He always told people that he is never eat ass for."
马屁鬼不信人间有不吃马屁的人，于是他就去找那位镇长了。
Ass ghosts do not
believe in this world who do not eat ass, so he went to the mayor who had.
马屁鬼满脸堆笑地找到了镇长：“镇长，您真辛苦呀！”
Ass ghost smiles to find the mayor: "Mayor, you really
hard ah!"
镇长一本正经地应道：“不要叫镇长，我是人民的公仆，你就叫同志。”
The mayor replied, gravely: "Do not call the mayor, I am a
servant of the people, you called comrades."
马屁鬼赶紧改口：“噢，同志，请抽烟。”随即递上一支三五牌香烟。 Ass ghost quickly changed his tune: "Oh, comrades, a
cigarette." Then handed him a 35 cigarettes.
镇长用手挡住了：“不要来这一套！有理就直说吧。”
Hand blocking the mayor: "Do not blah blah! Justified on
the straight talk."
马屁鬼伸出大拇指夸奖：“嗬，您真是廉洁奉公，两袖清风哇！” Ghost ass thumbs compliment: "Oh, you really clean,
uncorrupted wow!"
镇长一瞪眼：“你别总是拍马奉承的，我可是个专门为民办实事的人！” Mayor of a stare: "Do not always shoot Ma Fengcheng, and I'm a
person dedicated to tangible things!"
马屁鬼赞颂道：“是啊，谁都知道您是最讨厌拍马屁的。”说着，马屁鬼呈上了一张纸条。
Ass ghost praising Road: "Yes ah, everyone knows you hate
flatterer." Talking, ass ghost goes to a note.
镇长得意地微笑着说：“你说得对，我这个人就是不吃马屁。你的要求不就是修理一下水管的事吗？”镇长随即在纸条上签上了“即办”两个字。
Mayor smiled and said
proudly: "You are right, I just do not eat ass. Your request is to repair
the water pipes do not do it?" The mayor then a piece of paper signed
"that do "word.
那老头看到了纸条后马上转悲为喜：“看来，我活着不会拍马屁，死后一定要变成马屁鬼。”
The old man saw the note immediately after the turn grief to
joy: "It seems that I live will not be flattering, sure to become ass
ghost after death."
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