假如你喜欢的话If you like it（幽默鬼吧）

讨债鬼到好色鬼家去讨债，凑巧好色鬼不在，他的太太正好在刺绣。

 Ghost to the debt collection a good goat's house to collect debts and do not happen to a good goat, and his wife happened to embroidery.

讨债鬼看了以后道：“你的刺绣真漂亮！”

 After reading Ghost debt collection said: "Your really beautiful embroidery!"

好色鬼的太太说：“过奖了，假如你喜欢的话，我也为你绣一个。”

 Good goat's wife, said: "flattering, but if you like it, and I embroidered one for you."

讨债鬼回家之後，把这件事告诉太太，并称赞好色鬼的太太回答得十分得体。

 Ghost debt collection after returning home following this incident, tell the wife, and praised the good goat's wife answered very decent.

过了几天，好色鬼到讨债鬼那里去还钱，刚好他也不在家。

 After a few days, a good goat to collect debts and to pay back the money, where a ghost, just that he is not at home.

只见讨债鬼的太太正抱著孩子在玩。

 I saw a ghost's wife, debt collection is holding a child in the play.

好色鬼道：“您的孩子真漂亮，圆圆胖胖的好可爱！”

 Good goat Road: "Your kids really beautiful, chubby cute!"

讨债鬼的老婆得意地说：“您过奖了！假如你喜欢的话，我也为你生一个。”

Debt collection ghost's wife, proudly said: "You flatter me! If you like it, I have one for you health."