宠物医院Pet Hospital（幽默鬼吧）

冒失鬼拨通了一个兽医的电话：“我的太太好吗？”

 Daredevil dial telephone, a veterinarian: "My wife?"

“对不起，这里是宠物医院。”兽医说。

 "I'm sorry, here is the pet hospital." Veterinarian said.

冒失鬼：“你以为我不知道？”

 Daredevil: "You think I do not know?"

兽医说：“那么，先生，请问，你的太太是猫还是狗？”

 Veterinary Medicine, said: "Well, sir, your wife is a cat or a dog?"

冒失鬼急了：“我是你的老公呀！我们不是约好今天去旅游吗？”

 Daredevil anxious: "I am your husband ah! We are not an appointment today to tour?"