Donkey lips and horse mouth

 

Donkey lips and horse mouth

 

Donkey Mahu was walking by the stream and met the rich man's white-hoofed horse. The white-hoofed horse was tall, rich and handsome, and he looked down upon the donkey very much. Especially when I heard that the donkey was actually named "Mahu", I thought the donkey was humiliating the horse people.

The white-hoofed horse posed a problem to the donkey-horse owner and asked: Under the Chinese character for "stupid" are two characters for "worm". Do you know which of these two bugs is male and which is female?

Donkey and Mahu racked their brains, but still couldn't answer.

The white-hoofed horse laughed and scolded: "You are such a stupid donkey. Men are on the left and women are on the right!"

Donkey Mahu was speechless.

The white-hoofed horse asked again: Why do people call donkeys "stupid donkey" and "stupid donkey"? And no one would say "stupid horse" or "stupid horse"?

Donkey Mahu was speechless again.

The white-hoofed horse laughed and said, "Because horses are smart and donkeys are stupid!"

At this time, the rich man drove over in his car. The white-hoofed horse immediately raised its hooves and rushed forward.

But Mahu the donkey didn't care and just stood on the roadside.

The rich man's car suddenly sounded its horn and came to a sudden stop in front of the donkey and Mahu. The rich man driving the car smiled sweetly at the donkey Ma Hu and said, "I braked to protect you, you stupid donkey!"

Donkey Mahu said to the rich man unconvinced: "Maybe I am really a stupid donkey. The problem is that your white-hoofed horse is too smart. Is that why I am a stupid donkey? Or is it because I have made friends like the white-hoofed horse?" Did you become a donkey?"

The rich man was stunned for a moment and didn't know how to answer.

Donkey Mahu laughed: "Idiot, don't you understand? The stupid donkey's curse words are meant to curse people, not the donkey!"

A donkey's lips don't fit into a horse's mouth. The donkey Ma Hu laughed loudly, opened his voice, and sang "Stupid Song":

 

I'm a stupid donkey,

I thought I was stupid at first,

Now I understand:

Big donkey, big donkey,

That's a curse word,

Because humans are dumber than donkeys,

When people scold the donkey, they are scolding him.

But he thought he was scolding a donkey.