Origin of yoga

 

Origin of yoga

 

The old donkey met Agudengba, an old acquaintance who had just arrived in India, and planned to take Agudengba to watch a local yoga performance.

Along the way, the old donkey told Agudengba the story about the origin of yoga:

Historically, Fhadha Yoga, the most popular practice in the world today, was originally a branch of Indian Tantra. In medieval India, Tantra sought a way to merge men and women into a state of extremely joyful consciousness. As one of the tantric rituals, various kinds of OOXX are often held. The teachings also encourage believers to worship female sexual organs and enjoy wildness. Participants in the ceremony include prostitutes, actors, and even some sisters of believers.

So what is yoga?

The old donkey said to Agudengba: Let’s explain it literally first. Indians call men’s genitals lingam and women’s genitals yuni. The combination of lingam and yoni is yoga.

The Indians were not satisfied with normal sexual intercourse positions, so they invented all kinds of strange and abnormal human sexual intercourse postures. These xo gymnastics became the magic yoga for health and physical and mental education that later spread to white-collar workers in cities all over the world.

It is said that the most superb yoga skills are in the hands of temple prostitutes in India. They are women who were born specifically to provide sexual pleasure to monks. The Indians call them saints, and they themselves think they are saints. Of course, this is a legend.

In fact, in India, sex is very open and there has always been a worship of genitals.

In ancient India, there were myths about the origin of the Ganges. It’s that the Ganges is really just a pool of male semen. According to the Indian epic "Ramayana", when Lord Shiva and Uma have sex, the duration of one sex can last up to a hundred years without interruption. Because Shiva's sexual power made people feel terrible, the gods begged Shiva to ejaculate his semen. Shiva agreed to their request, so Shiva sprayed his semen far away when he climaxed. At that time, this pool of semen in the distance became today’s Ganges River. The Ganges has since become the sacred and mother river of Indians, giving birth to Indian civilization.

It is very difficult to find a sentence in the ancient Indian classics that does not brag or lie, or run the train with dissatisfaction. If you tell too many lies, they turn into myths. Myths and lies have one thing in common, that is, they are created at will.

If the ancient Greeks were running genitals and the ancient Romans were blooming genitals, then the Indians were genitals with a body. Indians not only believe that their entire body is a genital, they also believe that the entire universe is a genital.

The old donkey said to Agudemba: It is written in Indian mythology that Vishnu originally competed with Brahma for the position of the supreme god. When the two were fighting, Shiva's Linga appeared, and Brahma turned into a swan and flew upwards. Vishnu turned into a wild boar and searched downwards, but after running for a thousand years he could not find the end of Shiva's penis. From these myths and stories, we can see how crazy and exaggerated and even pathological the extent to which Indians worship fertility.

Agudemba was silent.

The ancient Romans were promiscuous with all living creatures in the world. Compared with the Indians, the level of promiscuity pales into nothing. Because Indians not only want to rape all creatures that exist in the world, but also rape everything that does not exist in the world, but they can imagine it with their imagination. This is meditation.

The old donkey sang "Ganges Song":

 

In the remote and mysterious ancient India,

There are myths surrounding the origin of the Ganges.

When the great Lord Shiva had intercourse with Uma,

One intercourse can last up to a hundred years.

     

Because Shiva's sexual power is terrifying,

So all the gods begged Shiva together,

I hope the great god Shiva can ejaculate his semen outside

Lord Shiva agreed to their request.

 

So the master squirted out his semen when he climaxed,

This pool of semen from the great god sprays from far away,

It actually became the Ganges River today.

The Ganges has since become a sacred river for Indians.

 

The Ganges River is actually just a pool of male semen,

This mother river gave birth to Indian civilization.

No one denies that this myth is a lie;

Because Indian epics have detailed records.