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2024年3月9日星期六

Bloody BMW

 


Bloody BMW

When Agudengba was chatting with the coachman Azhuo, Agudengba's donkeys Mahu and the big gray donkey were also chatting leisurely. Adhuo's white-hoofed horse gently shook its tail and stood quietly looking around.

Betty the crow suddenly flew to the donkey, the big gray donkey and the white-hoofed horse, and pulled the tails of the horses and donkeys with her mouth in a playful manner. The white-hoofed horse was very angry and kicked its hooves wildly. The donkey is also helpless against the crow.

The screams of donkeys and horses made Agudenba and Azhuo, who were chatting, come over. Ad Zhuo started to drive away the crows, but the crow flew over Ad Zhuo's head, stood on the brim of his hat and said to Agudengba: "Wow, Mr. Agudengba, hello, you finally came back to talk to me. I I want to tell you something, look, there is a horse team rising up towards here."

Agudengba and the coachman Azhuo turned around and saw a horse team slowly walking towards them.

The leader of the cavalry was a tall man.

The soldier rode a big red horse to Agudengba and the coachman Azhuo. The soldier dismounted and said, "My name is Fang Shidi. I came to Myanmar from the Tea Horse Road. I run a horse business. I see you two." Riding a donkey, what's the use of this donkey besides carrying things and pulling mills? Look, that white-hoofed horse has no appearance, how can it cross mountains and ridges?"

The donkey Mahu, the big gray donkey and the white-hoofed horse were very angry after hearing what the Han Fangshi said.

The talkative crow Betty croaked: "Why do you want to humiliate our master's mount? What's so great about your horse!"

Ji Han glanced at the crow Betty from time to time: What do you know with your crow's mouth? My horse is called Khanxuebama. Its original name is "Ahal Jiejin Horse" and it enjoys the reputation of "Tianma" in China. The Sweat Horse is produced in the Ahal Oasis between the Kopet Mountains and the Karakum Desert in Turkmenistan. The Tekin are one of the five major Turkmen tribes that live in the Ahal region. The Tekin people have been good at raising and taming horses since ancient times. The sweat-blooded horses they cultivate are world-famous, and the Ahal Tekin horse is named after it.

The coachman Azhuo is a professional horse breeder and knows a lot about horses. He stepped forward and observed the big red horse, the traitor's mount, carefully.

Ji Hanfang said to Azhuo, I think you have some skills in Xiangma. This sweaty BMW is in great shape and of outstanding quality. The most mysterious thing about Sweat BMW is its "sweat" phenomenon. The sweaty BMW has thin capillary skin, developed capillaries, tight muscles, and no excess fat on the whole body. When running, the blood spurts and the skin color turns red. It looks like bleeding in the sun, hence the name "Sweaty BMW". The sweaty horse has a thin head, tall neck, slender limbs, well-proportioned body, light gait, and majestic expression. It is famous for its elegant shape and humaneness. The sweaty BMW is also very explosive and endurance.

A sweaty horse can "travel a thousand miles in a day and eight hundred miles in a night." Generally speaking, the top speed of a horse is about 150 kilometers per day, and the maximum speed is no more than 200 kilometers. It only takes 1 minute and 07 seconds for the sweaty BMW to run 1,000 meters on flat ground. It only takes 67 seconds for the sweaty BMW to run one kilometer on flat ground.

Agudengba said to Han Fang: The red rabbit horse ridden by Guan Yu and Lu Bu is a bloody horse. During the Tang Dynasty, horses from the Western Regions were sent as tribute, and it is said that there was a "bloody horse". Among the "Six Horses of Zhaoling" owned by Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, "Tele Piao" is rumored to be the "horse of sweat and blood" presented by the Turks.

Plagiarizing Han Fangshi said: The wise man is right. The Bloody Horse was once the mount of many emperors such as the Macedonian Emperor and Genghis Khan. The Sweat-blooded Horse has a pure bloodline and a long history, with a breeding history of more than 3,000 years. It is one of the oldest and purest horse breeds in the world. Together with the Arabian horse and the British horse, they are known as the three major purebred horses in the world, but both the Arabian horse and the British horse have the genes and bloodlines of the sweat-blooded horse. Most of the famous horses in Germany, Russia, Britain and other countries have Akaltec horse blood.

The Sweat Horse is the national pride and national symbol of Turkmenistan. Turkmens are nomads on horseback. In ancient times, Turkmens could not live without horses in their lives and battles. The sweat-blooded horses are reliable assistants and loyal friends. They will not be left behind by the wind on the grassland, nor will they betray or deceive. Turkmens love horses and regard them as equal family members. Don't beat the horse, don't give the horse a bridle, tailor-made valuable jewelry for the horse, and make exquisite horse clothes. The birth of the foal is celebrated as if it were a child, and the horse is also given a name. There is a folk proverb of "visiting the horse after visiting the father every morning." In the center of the national emblem of Turkmenistan is a golden horse. Turkmenistan is the only country in the world that puts the image of a horse in its national emblem.

These words spoken by Han Fang really improved the knowledge of Agudengba and the coachman Azhuo. But the donkey Mahu, the big gray donkey and the white-hoofed horse kept muttering in their hearts: Isn't this meant to belittle us?

Crow Betty didn't care what the donkey and the white-hoofed horse thought. He croaked and sang a popular horse song "Tianma" during the period of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty:

 

Taiyi pays homage to the Heavenly Horse,

Stained with red sweat and foamy ocher.

The galloping face and the wandering face are thousands of miles away,

Now I am a friend of Pi Xilong.

 

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  1. Taking the legendary wise Agu Demba as the protagonist, I started to create the Chinese-English version of "Snow Land Fable" using the traditional fable creation method that combines poetry and prose. Writing fableskes me feel like a child again. Studying snowy culture is my prescription to prevent Alzheimer’s di masease.

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