Old man

 

Old man

 

Crow Betty told Agudemba and the coachman Azhuo a funny joke about Elvis after he came to the throne:

The tabby cat ascended the throne and became the big cat king. The cat tribe was collectively stunned: Can a tabby cat with no culture or knowledge be able to solve the cat tribe's predicament?

Shui Ding, an old Taoist priest, has become Big Cat's personal aide at this time. He constantly gives bad ideas to Big Cat.

During the New Year, Shui Ding, an old Taoist priest, gave a fortune to the big cat: if the cat fights in the north, its fur will be black and yellow; the rivers and lakes will surge, scaring away the lambs.

Big Elvis has sensed danger is coming. The Big Cat Country is in chaos, with wars and natural disasters happening all the time, and the Big Cat King falls into a nightmare. But in the face of natural and man-made disasters, Big Elvis paid no attention to them. He was just thinking about how to keep the country that his ancestors had conquered firmly under his own butt.

The old Taoist priest Shui Ding gave Big Cat King a divination, but he didn't tell him what the divination meant.

Big Cat King asked his adviser, the Guardian, who was originally Big Cat King's attendant, but now he has become a close minister of the emperor.

The guardian said to the big Elvis: The legacy left to you by the previous Elvis kings is not only the country, but also the wealth. Those guys who are jealous of you will definitely fight against you, want to occupy your country, and also want to annex yours. wealth. This is not surprising. As long as all the beasts in the world obey you, you will be the great Long Live Lord.

The guardian just said some flattering words and did not say anything moral.

Crow Betty said again:

Big Elvis decided to go to the old Taoist Shui Ding's house in person to find out.

When Elvis and his housekeeper were walking on the street, they often heard some elderly grandmothers calling their wives "old man". He was very surprised: What does this title mean?

The housekeeper told Big Elvis: "Old Man" means that people are getting older, and their remaining years will not be too long.

Big Cat King came to the old Taoist priest Shui Ding's house. When Shui Ding was calculating the gossip with his bare chest and back, Big Cat King walked over. Shui Ding wanted to get dressed and it was too late, so he got under the table.

After a while, the old Taoist priest Shuiding thought that Elvis Presley had left, so he asked his wife: "Is the old man gone already?"

As soon as Shui Ding finished speaking, he found Big Elvis sitting next to him.

Big Cat King scolded the old Taoist priest Shui Ding: "You call His Majesty 'Old Man'. What do you mean by these three words?"

Unexpectedly, the old Taoist priest Shui Ding calmly replied: "The one who lives forever is called the old man, the one who stands upright to the sky and the earth is called the head, and the parents of heaven and earth are also called the son of heaven, so he is called the 'old man' for short."

The guardian said to the big cat: The old Taoist Shui Ding calls you "old man", which means that the emperor is the longevity star, the leader, and the son of heaven.

Big Elvis laughed after hearing this.

Big Cat King asked the old Taoist priest Shui Ding: You gave me a divination. What does this divination predict?

Old Taoist Shui Ding: He quickly said, "The cat fights in the north, and its fur is black and yellow." That means that the yellow civet cat may cause chaos in the north. The north is the land of the Huns and has nothing to do with the big cat country. "The rivers and lakes are soaring, scaring away the lambs", which means that there may be floods in the south, but the disaster is not terrible, only the little lambs are afraid.

Big Elvis nodded and said: Overall, the country is not in serious trouble, and I feel relieved.

Why does Big Cat King's close minister Shui Ding speak for the old Taoist priest Shui Ding? Crow Betty told Agudengba and the coachman Azhuo that the wife of the housekeeper and the wife of the old Taoist priest Shuiding were both turtle-climbing women. What is a "turtle-climbing woman"? I will tell you slowly later.

After talking, crow Betty sang a song "Old Man":

 

The old woman calls her husband "old man"

Bring some old friends with you

 

The title of the old man in the gang society

It is the honorific title given to the leader of the Mountain King

 

The king and his ministers called the emperor an old man

is to regard the country as a gang society

 

The king recognized himself as an old man

That is tyranny based on the status of the boss

 

Using rogue means to govern the country

It's only a matter of time before the country is destroyed and the family is destroyed.