Wake up（380）

 

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During the teacher-student gathering at the Cafe Bau restaurant in Hong Kong, the topics of professors Shen Zhirui, Hong Wenxuan and Dean Bai Yu were always inseparable from the re-reflection of the Cultural Revolution. Young students really have no impression of the Cultural Revolution, neither love nor hate. They pay more attention to the real society and real life, but there will always be many "political copies" that are difficult for them to understand in real life.

Student Shen Haidong asked the three seniors:

Recently, it was reported on the Internet that Chongqing City was preparing to conduct a political review of middle school students who applied for the college entrance examination, but it received a strong backlash, and it was accused of the resurgence of the Cultural Revolution. Under pressure, the authorities changed their mouths again and again, first saying that the word "political trial" was a mistake by a party newspaper reporter, and then saying that it was not a political trial, but an "ideological and political assessment". At this moment, I saw an article slamming this absurd incident circulated on the Internet. The title of the article was "Political Examination Your Uncle". As soon as it went online, the article was quickly deleted by the censors. However, this strange article is still circulating on the Chinese Internet in various forms... When the strange article is published, it will be deleted immediately if the censors can reach it, but it is still in various forms. Internet channels spread rapidly, Weibo can't stay, spread to Weibo, China can't stay, spread to Twitter, Facebook, which is banned in China, and then spread back to China in various forms such as photo copy and text copy In mainland China, the wonderful news was deleted in seconds, and it was passed around like this, forming a network spectacle for a while.

Shen Haidong turned on his phone and searched for the article "Political Examination Your Uncle" in his collection. The article wrote: The matter of political review for Chongqing college entrance examination registration has become popular. When I heard it, I was happy again: some things don’t know who they are anymore. Many policies in this country are ridiculous, but the makers always have plausible excuses to defend themselves. The problem is that they don't know who they are. Enrollment for the college entrance examination requires a political review? Is the university run by your family? The vast majority of universities in this country are public universities, which means that education is funded by taxpayers. When you collect taxes, you never feel that our moral character is bad, and you don’t want our dirty money. Why do you dislike our children’s bad moral character and refuse to enroll in college when our children are admitted to college? Besides, how is this bad moral character defined? Applying for information disclosure, asking to know whether a treaty has been signed to give up the territory of Tannu Ulianghai, is it considered a bad moral character? Whether the moral quality is bad or not, who is qualified to define it? The brains that make such regulations, have your own moral character passed the test? Is there a moral character crime in this country, is there a moral court? Isn't it absurd to proclaim that the country should be governed by law, and privately conduct a moral trial on the children of taxpayers and disqualify them from the college entrance examination? To put it bluntly, as long as our children do not commit crimes, why should they be disqualified from registering for the college entrance examination and deprived of their right to receive higher education? When you formulated this kind of brain-dead regulation, did you check the constitution and ask the taxpayers whether to agree? Is your salary falling from the sky? Taxpayers pay your wages to let you serve the people, not to harm the people. Cancel this and deprive that at every turn, charge this and increase that, isn't it because you can't position yourself right? I always thought that everything that the common people have is bestowed by you, and I forgot that everything that is yours is bestowed by the taxpayers. Even Meng Chang, the emperor of Houshu in the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, knew that "Your salary is rich, the people are fat and the people are anointed", "The people are easy to abuse, but the heavens are hard to bully", which means that the officials eat the food of the common people, and they must know how to be grateful and bully The common people are ruthless, and they will be struck by lightning. In the 21st century, you still don't understand this truth. Are you brain-dead or heart-broken? The education officials in Chongqing saw that this was a big deal, and came out to deny that there was no such thing as a political review, "We call it the ideological and political assessment and the actual performance review." The more it is smeared, the more "ideological and political assessment"? Is this punishing thoughtcrime? If thinking is a crime, then everyone in the whole country can be convicted. Isn't it just a matter of your words who has a problem with thinking? Friends who have watched "The Shawshank Redemption" may remember that Andy tutored the young prisoner Tommy to go to college.

Prisoners can also go to university? That's right, in the United States, prisoners can also receive education, and some prisoners who perform well in their studies can even apply for federal Pell grants to receive university education. The United States has specialized prison education, which provides vocational skills and basic cultural education to prisoners.

Not only the United States, but also European and American countries have similar prison education systems. Some people may question why prisoners receive education. Isn't this rewarding crime in disguise? no. European and American countries promote prison education because people with high crime rates are often people with low education levels. Therefore, they believe that if prisoners receive education and return to society after serving their sentence, the probability of recidivism will be greatly reduced. As it turns out, the theory holds.

Statistics from the Ministry of Justice of the United Kingdom show that with prison education, the secondary crime rate has been reduced by more than half, thus saving a lot of expenses for the judicial system in preventing crimes and prosecuting criminals, which means that prison education has saved money for taxpayers. It also improves taxpayer security. Prison education, on the one hand, saves the rest of the prisoner's life, and on the other hand, protects the taxpayer's money and safety. It is a civilized concept of the supremacy of humanity to believe that prisoners can also be rehabilitated through education, and it is a modern governance concept to think about the source of drinking water and think hard about taxpayers' burdens and taxpayers. To put it bluntly, other people's governments know who they are, who supports whom, and who should serve whom. The purpose of education is to educate people. Through education, children can grow into better selves, find their place in society, contribute to social development, and live a happy life. Even prisoners can change their minds after receiving education, let alone children who are still in the stage of ideological growth?

Depriving children of the right to receive higher education in the name of ideological and political review does not deviate from the original intention and purpose of education?

Other capitalist countries are confident in educating prisoners well, but don’t you confident educating children well? Depriving children of the right to receive higher education in the name of ideological and political review is, to put it bluntly, using the rights that citizens should have as rewards and bargaining chips to control what children think in their minds. Can children still be creative if they don't even have the freedom of thought? No wonder the 1.4 billion people in this great country can't make a small chip or a small ballpoint pen. It is no wonder that the proud domestic Huawei mobile phone was developed by the Japanese. There are some things, let’s be careful, don’t always step on the interests and rights of the whole country for the benefit of your own small group, and treat the fate of tens of millions of people as a trifle, beware of "God is hard to be bullied", pretending to be struck by lightning! Political trial, trial your uncle!

Professors Shen Zhirui and Hong Wenxuan told Shen Haidong that this article could get a high score after listening to the article "Political Examination Your Uncle". However, this author must undergo a political review. Is he a son of a bitch? This has to ask Dean Bai Yu for instructions.

Dean Bai Yu smiled: "The two professors teased me again. When I was the dean of the college, I also conducted a political review of the students. Get the opportunity to study, and exclude the black six categories of children, so that they cannot be allowed to enter the class of the proletariat. These are all absurd things of the past. However, after listening to the article "Political Examination of Your Uncle" read by Shen Haidong just now, I can only say that it is absurd Things only happen in ridiculous times."

Lin Beixue, a doctor of medicine, said: Qin Xiling's father suddenly received a newly issued "Cultivation Certificate". Is this absurd?

Lin Beixue is Qin Xiling's girlfriend. Qin Xiling then took the words:

My hometown is in Henan. Recently, the Henan Agricultural Management Bureau issued the "Certificate of Farming". My father has been a farmer all his life, and he also received the "Certificate of Farming". So, I started to search for relevant information on the Internet, but I couldn't find the answer. However, I got a "Take off your pants before you fart" message. The original author, Qi Fenglie, is a senior media person and also calls himself "Li Taibai of the Qi Dynasty". Qin Xiling turned on his mobile phone and searched for the masterpiece "Li Taibai of Qi Dynasty" in his collection. This article was originally published in Shandong. Also attached are pictures taken at the examination site of the "Cultivation Certificate".

Qi Fenghun's article said:

In the past few days, Henan's agricultural management department gave farmers brothers exams, and the news that they passed the exams and issued them "Cultivation Certificates" opened everyone's eyes.

Those who take the test are farmers who know how to cultivate the land. The invigilator is an agricultural manager who doesn't know how to farm.

China has been a big agricultural country since ancient times. Hundreds of millions of peasant brothers have cultivated land for thousands of years, and now they have to farm with licenses. Going on like this, it is estimated that in the future, you will need to apply for a "Tree Planting Certificate" for planting trees, "Flower Planting Certificate" for planting flowers, "Watering Certificate" for watering, and "Steaming Mantou" for steaming steamed buns. You need to apply for a "Walking Permit" even to walk, you need to apply for a "Drinking Permit" to drink water, and you need to apply for a "Eating Permit" to eat. Moreover, the Henan Agricultural Management Bureau issues "Cultivation Certificates" to farmers, as well as "professional levels", just like ranks in Go. Without these certificates, nothing can be done, and nothing can be done.

A reader left a message saying that the Henan Agricultural Management Bureau issues "Cultivation Certificates" to farmers without charge.

What he said sounds very high-sounding. Yes, help farmers improve their farming skills, urge them to master more theoretical knowledge, conduct assessments on them, and issue "Certificates of Farming" to farmers after passing the assessment. All these procedures are free of charge. of.

Look, how happy are the peasant brothers now, they are served so caringly and thoughtfully.

Look, how good the current agricultural management personnel are, they are all living Lei Fengs who serve the people wholeheartedly.

After careful consideration, something is wrong. Assuming that all of these agricultural management personnel are really live Lei Fengs, serving the peasant brothers free of charge, what will they eat and drink? Is it possible to drink northwest wind? Even if you drink the northwest wind, you have to wait until the northwest wind blows. It turned out that this group of agricultural management personnel lived on finances, drank finances, and lived on finances. In the end, you still have to live on taxpayer money.

In fact, the reason why the agricultural management personnel work so hard to assess farmers and issue farming certificates to farmers is like taking off their pants and farting. It is completely superfluous. However, for some farts, you really have to take off your pants to let them go.

This brings me to a story. After the aid supplies to Africa arrive, the refugees always rush to them. They are all self-conscious and never take more than they need, as long as they have enough for themselves. Because there are rescues every day, they don't worry about not being able to eat at all, and they lie there every day waiting for relief. Later, someone suggested that these refugees should be exchanged for relief with their labor.

However, they can't do mental work, and they don't want to do manual work, so what kind of work can be arranged for them? Thus, the job of taking off your pants and farting was born-letting refugees carry relief supplies. The work started, and the refugees stood in place and formed a large circle. After the first person got the dry food, he passed it on to the second person, the third person, and the fourth person... until it was passed back to the third person. In one person's hands, the work is done, and they exchanged their labor for the day's dry food.

Henan agricultural management examines farmers and issues "planting certificates". Although it is superfluous, the agricultural management has worked very hard. They know very well that only through continuous hard work will the finances provide money to support them.

Everyone says they're ridiculous, and they know they're ridiculous. Although it is absurd, they must do it in a serious manner and implement it well.

Qin Xiling smiled: This Qi Fenglie "keeps his ears off political matters, and only listens to suffering." I follow him, which can be regarded as concerned about people's livelihood. Someone asked me, what is the use of you forwarding these all day long? What can be changed? I will tell him that what I spread is some common sense of society and life, I never thought it would be useful, I just think it is right.

Lin Beixue said with a smile: Qin Xiling is such a person, once he comes into contact with the truth, he can never go back and believe a lie. He also told me that what kind of world we leave to our descendants depends on what kind of descendants we leave to the world.

This time, Dean Bai Yu and the two professors couldn't laugh anymore.