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2014年8月6日星期三

狗向鸭子求爱 Dogs love to duck


动物寓言【56】



狗博士坐在书桌旁,正在无聊地翻阅字典。
 Dr dog sitting at the desk, is boring to read a dictionary.

他已在书桌旁坐了整整一天了。
 He has sat at the desk the whole day was.

原来,狗博士正在等他新结交的女朋友鸭子司机。
 It turned out that Dr. Dog is such a duck of his new girlfriend make the driver.

黎明时,司机鸭子开着车来了。
 Dawn, the driver drove to the ducks.

鸭子穿着漂亮的女式礼服,来到了狗博士身边:“你一早就找我,干什么?”
 Duck wearing a beautiful dress for women, Dr. Dog came around: "You find me a long time ago, what?"

狗博士说:“亲爱的,我们一起去吃饭吧,我请你吃美味的午餐。”
 Dr. Dog: "Dear, we went to eat it, I invite you to eat delicious lunch."

鸭子:“不,那里很脏。你到底找我干什么?”
 Duck: "No, there was dirty. In the end you find me?"

狗博士:“向你求爱呀!”
 Dr. Dog: "ah love you!"

鸭子:“这对我们有什么好处?”
 Duck: "It's what good for us?"

狗博士:“我们的孩子,如果象我,一定会跑得很快;如果象你,一定会在河里游泳。”
 Dr. Dog: "Our children, if, as I will certainly run fast; If, as you will swim in the river."

鸭子发火了:“你去死吧!”
 Angry duck: "Drop dead!"

初恋期间不必讨论孩子的问题,而是要告诉你的恋人,你口袋里有多少美元。
 During the discussions do not love children, but to tell your lover, how many dollars in your pocket.



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