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2019年5月1日星期三

强者和弱者Strong and weak



狗:强者和弱者有什么区别?
猫:强者不会轻易放弃自己的选择,弱者总是变化不定。

Dog: What is the difference between a strong and a weak?
Cat: The strong will not give up their choices easily, and the weak will always change.

理想和梦想Ideal and dream



狗:我以前的理想是忠于主子,现在,理想变成了梦想。
猫:你的梦想是什么?
狗:我的梦想是能吃掉太阳。

Dog: My previous ideal was to be true to the master. Now, the ideal has become a dream.
Cat: What is your dream?
Dog: My dream is to eat the sun.

狗崽出国门Shit going abroad



猫问狗:你总是说自己为国尽忠,为什么又将你的狗崽送出国门
狗说:因为主子的孩子都送到海外去了,我能不学着点?

Cat asks the dog: You always say that you are loyal to the country, why send your shit out of the country?
The dog said: Because the children of the master have been sent overseas, can I not learn?

人类的后悔Human regret



人类只为自己没有做过的事情后悔,不为自己做过的事情后悔。即使被愚弄了一辈子,还会说青春无悔。谁又不是这样呢。猫对狗说。

Humans only regret what they have not done, and do not regret what they have done. Even if he is fooled for a lifetime, he will say no regrets in youth. Who is not like this? The cat said to the dog.

人类的奇怪之处Human strangeness



狗问猫:你能谈谈人类的奇怪之处吗?
猫答道:人类急于成长,然后又哀叹失去的童年;人类以健康换取金钱,不久后又想用金钱恢复健康。很多君王希望自己万寿无疆,结果没人能活到百岁。

The dog asks the cat: Can you talk about the strangeness of human beings?
The cat replied: Human beings are eager to grow, and then lament the lost childhood; humans exchange health for money, and soon want to use money to restore health. Many kings hope that they will live forever and that no one can live to be a hundred years old.

生死都是自然规律Life and death are natural laws



猫对狗说:人出生时都会哭,但别人都很开心;人死亡时别人都在哭,自己却已失去了知觉。所以,生命不可喜,死亡不可悲。
狗说:没有哪一种动物出生时会哭,动物懂得生死都是自然规律

The cat said to the dog: People cry when they are born, but others are very happy; when others die, others are crying, but they have lost consciousness. Therefore, life is unpleasant and death is not sad.
The dog said: No animal will cry when it is born. Animals know that life and death are natural laws.

生命的质量Quality of life



一滴墨汁落在一杯清水里,这杯水立即变色;一滴墨汁融在大海里,大海依然是蔚蓝色的大海。为什么?因为两者的肚量不一样。
没成熟的麦穗向上挺着,成熟的麦穗低垂着头。为什么?因为两者的份量不一样。
猫对狗说:宽容别人就是肚量;谦卑自己就是份量。两者具备,就是生命的质量。

A drop of ink falls in a glass of water, which immediately discolors; a drop of ink melts into the sea, and the sea is still the blue sea. why? Because the amount of the two is different.
The unripe wheat ears are standing up, and the mature ears are lowered. why? Because the weight of the two is not the same.
The cat said to the dog: Tolerance is the amount of energy; humility is the weight. Both are the quality of life.