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2023年10月10日星期二

Fox's bad idea

 


Fox's bad idea

 

The hunting ground in charge of Shang Wu is famous for shooting wild boars from helicopters and makes a lot of money. The hunted wild boars were sent to the slaughterhouse, and the executioner, the owner of the slaughterhouse, also made a lot of money. Of course this was all a bad idea from Kali the perverted fox.

Cali the color-changing fox has another bad idea. He said to the executioner, the owner of the slaughterhouse: "Martial hunting grounds are famous for shooting wild boars from helicopters. Your slaughterhouse should also build its own brand. You can first put up a notice and hold a killing spree in your slaughterhouse. Pig competition. The winner will definitely receive a heavy prize. The funds are funded by the mountain old man and Shang Wu. One is to avenge them and vent their anger, and the other is to vent their anger and eliminate harm to the mountain people whose fields were destroyed by wild boars. You can get the benefit of eliminating harm for the people. Fame can also expand your brand management and publicity, and ensure a continuous supply of goods. Do you think it's good?"

In order to gain the support of the Shan Weng family, Kali the Colorful Fox suggested that the Shan Weng's son-in-law Ke Saiyi be the chef of the Wild Boar Restaurant. Ke Saiyi's wife is the Shan Weng's daughter Yani, who is responsible for all the operations of the Wild Boar Restaurant.

As a result, a wild boar restaurant jointly run by the Shanweng family and the slaughterhouse owner, the executioner, was established.

After the Wild Boar Restaurant opened, it suddenly became a sensation in the local area. Diners came in droves.

But according to the folk customs in the snowy area, local people like to eat beef and mutton and are not interested in pork. There are also people who object to bringing wild boar to the table. The reason is very simple: the meat of male wild boars is unpalatable and has a strong smell because it has not been castrated. Some biologists believe that wild boar carry at least 30 kinds of bacteria and 37 kinds of parasites, and eating them directly will harm human health. Therefore, relevant government departments have even ordered not to directly sell wild boar meat.

The mountain man found Kali, the color-changing fox, and asked him to come up with a solution.

Cali the color-changing fox has another bad idea:

Cali the color-changing fox suggested that Shan Weng rename the wild boar restaurant "animal restaurant". In addition to retaining wild boar meat, the restaurant focuses on selling beef, mutton and chicken. Because locals prefer beef, mutton and chicken to pork.

The reward given by the mountain man to Kali the color-changing fox is: Kali the color-changing fox and his wife Blue Fox can go to the "animal restaurant" to eat plump chicken for free, and they also regularly send some fresh high-quality chicken to the fox family.

In order to prevent the wild boars from being hunted, the wild boar king Deborah mobilized and persuaded the wild boar herds to migrate out of the forest. The crazy wild boar herd suddenly disappeared. There was no trace of the wild boar, and the pig-killing contest was suspended.

But at this time, the color-changing fox Kali no longer bothered to find food. In addition to himself and his wife Blue Fox, he and his wife Blue Fox could go to the "Animal Restaurant" to eat plump chicken for free, and they could also get fresh food sent to him by the Shanwen family on a regular basis. of top quality chicken. Kali, the color-changing fox, would also give these chickens to the fox family and friends in the mountains and forests, and he became the local fox king.

In order to thank Kali, the color-changing fox, for her gift, the foxes happily danced the "Fox Trot":

 

We hold hands,

Sing the foxtrot.

We don’t have to worry about food,

We have no worries.

Not afraid of wild boars,

Not afraid of being hurt.

 

We hold hands,

Sing the foxtrot.

There are all things in the world,

Everything has spirit.

Great spiritual wisdom,

Wisdom leads to happiness.

 

1 条评论:

  1. Taking the legendary wise Agu Demba as the protagonist, I started to create the Chinese-English version of "Snow Land Fable" using the traditional fable creation method that combines poetry and prose. Writing fables makes me feel like a child again. Studying snowy culture is my prescription to prevent Alzheimer’s disease.

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