青蛙与蛤蟆

青蛙准备下水游泳，忽然看见水中的蛤蟆不停的挥手，一会沉一会起的。吓得青蛙不敢跳水了：妈呀，这水都冒泡了，原来是刚煮的开水！

官员泡妞与蛤蟆泡在开水里的结局差不多。

Frog and toad

The frog is ready to swim in the water and suddenly sees a toad bubbling in the water. The frog was scared to swim down the river: fucking, the river is bubbling, it turned out to be boiling water!

Corrupt officials who like to play with women are almost the same as toad in boiling water.

猪瘟病

黑色星期四，股价狂跌。猪们开始大量抛出股票，但没有接盘的人。动物界全都陷入了股市狂跌浪潮，就像漫延的猪瘟病。银行、公司纷纷破产倒闭。世界经济开始崩溃。到处是流浪狗、流浪猫，曾经承诺让家家有鸡吃的狐狸国王，也饿得心惊肉跳。动物界开始互相杀戮。后来，人们发现是由于财富都集中到好吃懒做的猪家族中了。于是，动物界开始了杀猪运动。

饥饿者也是愤怒者。当贫富不公时，贪婪的猪就一定会成为被屠宰的公敌。

Swine fever

Black Thursday, the stock plummeted. The pig began to sell a lot of stock, but no one took over. The animal world is caught in the wave of stock market raging, such as swine fever. Banks and companies went bankrupt. The world economy is beginning to collapse. Stray dogs and stray cats are everywhere. The fox president promised to have chickens in every family, but now the fox president is also very hungry and frightened. The animal world began to kill each other. Later, people found that wealth was mainly concentrated in lazy pig families. As a result, the animal kingdom began the pig-killing campaign.

When the rich and the poor are unfair, the hungry poor will not become gentle, and the greedy pigs will become the public enemy of the massacre.

只知吃喝的猪

      在养猪场里饲养着一大批数不清的猪。当其中有的猪被拉出来屠宰时，知道很快会伤害到自己的猪，马上就会惨叫起来，其叫声简直哭天抢地。如果此时扔一个大白馒头过去，猪立马就焉了，它知道自己的死期还没到。尽管其它猪在拼命叫喊，这就不关自己的事了，这些猪依然会埋头吃喝。

如果有人说国人是猪，在感情上谁也不能接受，可他妈的很多事一直都在验证着：国人中确实有很多猪的事实。只知道吃喝享受，只要不侵犯到自己的利益，谁死都和自个儿没关系。

Pigs know how to eat and drink

 There are countless pigs in the pig farm. When some pigs are pulled out and slaughtered, the pig knows that he will also have a big disaster. The pigs will scream immediately and their voices will cry. If you throw a big buns to feed the pigs at this time, the pigs will rush to eat and know that his death has not yet arrived. Although other slaughtered pigs screamed desperately, this is not their own problem, and these pigs will still bury their buns.

 If someone says that the Chinese are pigs and no one can accept this expression emotionally, then many things that are fucking are verified: there are many pigs in this country. Pigs know how to eat and drink, as long as it is not invaded, it doesn't matter if other pigs are slaughtered.

猪语

有一只猪在去登机前群发了一条短信：“美国是全世界的公敌，是欺压各个国家的巨大肿瘤.....”发完短信后，猪却登上了飞往华盛顿的飞机。他想与美国的猪朋友一起欢度圣诞。不料在下机后，他突然被卡车撞伤了猪嘴。

猪在随后发布的微博中说：“在美国生活，可以享受和体验最快乐的生活。我指责美国，那是说给中国猪听的。”

Pig language

A pig sent a text message before boarding the plane: "The United States is the public enemy of the world, it is a huge tumor that oppresses various countries" After the text message was sent, the pig boarded the plane to Washington. He wants to celebrate Christmas with American pig friends. Unexpectedly, after getting off the plane, he was suddenly hit by a truck and injured his pig's mouth.

In the subsequent microblog, the pig said: "To live in the United States, you can enjoy and experience the happiest life. I accuse the United States, that is to say to the Chinese pigs."

母猪走光

一群母猪正只顾低头抢食吃，其中一只母猪突然伤心了起来，发现自己和闺蜜们不小心走光啦！一只公猪走了过来：“你还郁闷？我都没看见，我才郁闷呢！”

猪除了贪吃和好逸恶劳外，又怎么会懂得羞耻？

Light ass sow

        A group of sows who didn't wear pants just looked down and ate, and one of the sows suddenly became sad and found a boar peeking at their bare bottom. The boar said with annoyance: "Do you still feel depressed? I haven't seen the key parts yet, I am very depressed!"

        In addition to greed and good fortune, how can pigs know shame?

公猪追老婆

公猪和母猪吵架了，任性的母猪发起了猪脾气，便摔门而出，哭着说要打车回娘家。公猪连忙追了出去，看到站在路边满脸泪水的母猪，公猪心疼极了：这大半夜的，打车多贵啊。

任性和小气是一对分不开的婚姻。

Boar chasing wife

The boar and the sow quarreled, and the wayward sow started the pig temper and slammed the door and cried and said that he would take a taxi back to her family. The boar quickly chased out and saw the sow standing on the side of the road with tears. The boar was very distressed: how expensive it was to drive in the middle of the night.

Wayward and stingy is a pair of inseparable marriages.

我又能上谷歌博客了

收到通知说，我的博客将于2019-4-2起停止使用。我非常无奈。于是作出了最好告别。我喜欢谷歌，今天试着重新登录，我又能上谷歌博客了？这是真的吗？我在此试一下。