情人节和清明节Valentine's Day and Ching Ming Festival

狗对猫说：情人节和清明节有什么区别？

猫对狗说：情人节烧真钱，说一堆鬼话给人听；清明节烧假钱，说一堆人话给鬼听。

The dog said to the cat: What is the difference between Valentine's Day and Ching Ming Festival?

The cat said to the dog: Valentine’s Day burns real money, and the language of the ghost makes people listen. The Qingming Festival burns fake money and speaks the human language to let the ghosts listen.