吝啬生意经Mean business sense（幽默鬼吧）

愚人节那天，鬼仔们相约到人间捉弄一下蠢人们。

Fool's Day that day, ghost world meet here to make fun of people look stupid.

吝啬鬼舍不得化钱，在人间转了一大圈，也找不到一个可以捉弄的人。

Miser stint of money, in the world turned a full circle, but also people who could not find a teaser.

现在的人，没钱，谁会听你摆布呢？

Now people, no money, who will listen to you manipulated?

吝啬鬼饿坏了，又舍不得上餐馆化销，就上了一家茶馆，要了一杯白开水。

Miser hungry, they could not bear the restaurants of sales, on the one on tea shops, to a glass of water.

突然，吝啬鬼的双眼紧盯着茶馆对面的那家馄饨店。

Suddenly, the miser's eyes glued to tea shop opposite the house ravioli.

吝啬鬼就问茶馆老板：“为什么你的茶馆生意那么好？那家馄饨店的生意却冷冷清清呢？”

Miser teahouse owner asked: "Why your business so good tea? Wonton shop at that business has deserted it?"

茶馆老板笑着说：“如果，那个老板在馄饨里再多放些盐，我的生意将更兴隆呢。”

Tea house owner said with a smile: "If, that more owner put some salt inside the ravioli, my business, it will be more prosperous."

吝啬鬼叹息道：“都说我是吝啬鬼，吝啬有什么不好呢？这茶馆生意不就是靠吝啬，才打败了不吝啬的馄饨店老板吗？”

 Miser a sigh: "Everybody says I'm stingy, miserly, what is wrong? This tea business is by no mean, it does not mean the defeat of the wonton shop boss?"