马屁鬼的嘴Mapi Ghost's mouth 【幽默鬼吧】

有位新上任的县官为了体现自己关心民情，就带着马屁鬼一起下乡。

One newly appointed magistrate in order to realize they are concerned with the people, the countryside, together with Mapi ghost.

县官看到一户人家正在打制家具。

Magistrate that a family is being chipped furniture.

他就随手抓起刨子说：“你们过上了好日子，可不能忘本呀。我虽然当了县官，可我是木工出身。”

He readily picked up spores, said: "You lived a good life, can not forget our roots 呀. Although I have been a magistrate, but I came from a carpenter."

说着，他就用刨子在一块木板上刨了几下。

So saying, he was on board with the spores in a plane a few times.

马屁鬼赶紧说道：“瞧，当官的连刨木都是行家，如果让我干这活，准得刨破了皮。”

Mapi Ghost hurriedly said: "Look, an officer of the company planed wood is an insider, if I do this live, Zhunde plane breaking the skin."

县官很得意，于是又刨了几下，没想到却真让刨破了皮。

Magistrate is very proud of, so he planed a few times, but really did not expect to break the skin planing.

马屁鬼连忙说：“哟，若是让我刨这木板，那可得刨进骨头里啦。”

Mapi Ghost hurriedly said: "yo, if I planed the wood, it can get plane into the bones inside her."